{"id":10063,"date":"2022-10-14T18:57:57","date_gmt":"2022-10-14T18:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mdr.foobrdigital.com\/?p=10063"},"modified":"2022-10-14T18:57:57","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T18:57:57","slug":"how-to-lose-all-the-money-in-your-trading-account-in-10-days-or-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudassirbackup.infinitycodestudio.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/14\/how-to-lose-all-the-money-in-your-trading-account-in-10-days-or-less\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Lose All the Money in Your Trading Account in 10 Days (or Less)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Do you want to learn how to make all the money you just deposited in your trading account quickly vanish?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In 10 days or less?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here\u2019s a step-by-step guide:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 1: Buy a super expensive computer.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Trading<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t forget to buy at least six 27\u201d\u00a0UltraHD 8K monitors\u00a0and mount them all on a magnificent\u00a0monitor stand\u00a0so that you can watch your price charts along with CNBC, Bloomberg TV, Fox Business News, Reuters TV, and Cheddar, all at the same time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You need ALL of this stuff in order to trade successfully! Don\u2019t forget about the\u00a0luxury ergonomic chair\u00a0from Herman Miller that perfectly aligns\u00a0with your spine\u2019s natural curve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once you\u2019ve bought them all, watch your account balance in your trading account explode with profits! That gigantic electricity bill due to all your gadgets will look like spare change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 2: Focus on trying to find the perfect technical indicator.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Magical<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Once you find this mystical technical indicator, it will be like installing an ATM machine in your kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trade BIG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, scratch that. Trade YUGE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your six UltraHD 8K computer monitors will all glow bright green<\/strong> due to all the positive pips!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 3: When your technical indicator says that the currency pair is oversold, buy it right then and there!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Always do what your chart indicator says to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never ever question it. Like ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s always right. Like always.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It doesn\u2019t matter if important news is coming out or if price action is telling you something different.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your puny brain is no match for the indicator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 4: Don\u2019t pay attention to the current or future economic outlook of the world\u2019s biggest countries.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Ignore<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Who cares about the global economy and\u00a0geopolitics. Economy schmonomy. Zzzzzzz. That stuff is boorriiiiiinggg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All you have to do is stare at your charts all day long until a winning trade magically appears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trading is really just a staring contest between you and the market. Whoever blinks first loses. So make sure you concentrate and stare long and hard at your charts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who cares if your eyes start bleeding. Ignore that. Push through it. It\u2019s just eye blood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eventually, profits will appear. It\u2019s really that easy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 5: Make sure to visit a bunch of forex trading forums and go through all the threads until you find hot trading tips.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Trader<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

If you don\u2019t find any hot trading tips, then private message total strangers for forex trading<\/a> tips and ask them for some.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The less you know about them, the better. It\u2019s more mysterious that way. And makes trading fun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These tips are free gifts and will make you fabulously wealthy in no time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re reeeeally lucky, you may even find people posting about their magical technical indicators or EAs with 137% win rates that you can download for free!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 6: Read what other traders doing and be sure to follow them without question.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Copy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Following other traders is a no-brainer. You literally need no brain to do it. So your puny brain needs not worry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just blindly copy their trades.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

According to their profiles, these folks have been trading a lot longer than you, which means they definitely must know what they\u2019re doing. Right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why am I even asking you a question? That requires thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just go ahead and start copying random trades already. The sooner you start, the faster you\u2019ll be able to achieve that perfect Instagram lifestyle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 7: Skip creating a trading plan. If you see a good trade, just do it.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Just<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

You shouldn\u2019t argue with Nike\u2026even if their slogan is meant for athletes, not traders. Just do it. Victory is yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Forget about developing a\u00a0trading plan. Don\u2019t worry about how or when you\u2019re going to exit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never mind the details. The trade is guaranteed to win. It\u2019ll be a\u00a0slam dunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 8: Dream about how much you\u2019ll much you\u2019ll make, not about how much you\u2019ll lose.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Trader<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t worry about proper position sizing<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who cares how much you can lose on a trade. And\u00a0how much you\u2019d need to make back just to return back to breakeven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just think about how much you can win! Then find directions to the nearest Ferrari dealership or Herm\u00e8s store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 9: Don\u2019t set stop losses. That\u2019s for losers.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Born<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

You are a winner. You win at everything.\u00a0 All you do is win. Just like\u00a0DJ Khaled.\u00a0\u201cWe the best trades!\u201d, you proclaim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stop losses\u00a0are for losers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even if your trade is currently in the red and losing, you know it\u2019ll eventually turn around. Unlike everybody else, all of your trades always end up as winners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t worry about your trade blinking red on your screen. Just like how age is just a number, red is just a color.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Step 10: Make trades based on your emotions.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Emotional<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

No need for logic, simply rely on your consistently dependable emotions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you\u2019re excited and feel greedy, you buy. When you\u2019re scared, you panic and sell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trading emotionally\u00a0is how you will pile up winning trade after winning trade. At least, that\u2019s how you feel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Final Tips<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Make sure to perform as many of the steps as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pretty soon, you\u2019ll be seeing that big fat zero under your account balance that you\u2019ve always dreamed about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re lucky, you may even see a negative balance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re really impatient and want to lose money even faster<\/em>, feel free to repeat any of the individual steps vigorously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But if you want to AVOID blowing your trading account in 10 days or less, now you know what NOT to do.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A lot of traders have made these mistakes when they first start trading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Including myself.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hopefully, you don\u2019t follow in my footsteps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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